I’m so often amused by the reviews people leave for RV parks. Some of the comments seem so far off in left field, I wonder if the folks really understand what the RV lifestyle is all about?
This is an RV park review that I expect to see one day soon…
I wish I could leave negative stars, but I’m forced to leave one!
We arrived at 7:30 PM and had to wait for 10 minutes before we could check in. There was only one person at the desk, unbelievable. She told us that the office closes at 8. What the heck is that, no 24 hour service? What if we have an emergency? Once we finally were assigned our plot, we drove around and parked in the location. When I got out, I stepped in dirt! Not even a concrete pad, no deck, nothing, what a disappointment. I had to setup a shoe washing station so that we didn’t track dirt into the coach and scratch the marble floors. I always closed the doors quickly so we didn’t get dust on our chandeliers. Do these people think we spent $729k on our coach so we could park in dirt? Unbelievable!
Not to mention, there was a tree in our plot, so we couldn’t setup our golf cart garage, that’s outrageous. My hubby didn’t want to take it out anyway, what with all that dirt around… The stupid trees were dropping leaves all over the place. I hate piles of leaves, they have bugs in them.
They don’t have someone come and pick up the trash, so we had to walk the trash to an awful smelling dumpster, it was humiliating! I had to touch the dumpster lid! I went through half a container of sanitary wipes after that. I feel like sending them a bill!
There was no lifeguard at the pool, but that didn’t matter because I would never swim in that thing, it had leaves in it, can you imagine? If I wanted leaves in my water, I’d go swimming in some filthy lake or something. The sidewalk around the pool, if you could call it that had cracks in it. My high heels got caught in one, but luckily I got it out without damage. If I had damaged my Valentino’s, I would have sent them a bill!
I was so glad that we have a washer and dryer in our coach because the laundry room was so stuffy and humid. There were already people there and no machines were even available. That’s completely unacceptable. I noticed the machines didn’t take credit cards, so I guess you have to find change somewhere. I haven’t even seen change in years, where do you get it?
I feel sorry for anyone that has to use the shared bathrooms and showers. They didn’t supply towels, wash clothes or even shampoo. Jeez I wish I could give negative stars.
The people next to us had a fire going all evening stinking up the whole place. They were out there all night laughing and talking loud. I called the police, but they never came. Figures.
You can be sure we’ll never be back here!
